Stephen Harper’s incumbent challenge: you cannot prove your innocence by proving the guilt of others.

Posted on: October 6th, 2015 by Tom Pattillo No Comments

Stephen Harper’s incumbent challenge: you cannot prove your innocence by proving the guilt of others.

Mr. Harper can criticize, fulminate against the ideas, and patronize the promised programs put forth by the other parties.

What Mr. Harper cannot do, however, is change the history of the last 9 years, and the impact his policies and legislation has had on Canada.

OR CAN HE?

Hear Ye, Hear Ye, Hear Ye.

Gather round boys and girls, ladies and gentlemen. We have here, right before your very eyes, the newly created and manufactured, ultra sophisticated, smoke machine (similar to a fog machine but infinitely more powerful).

This smoke machine is manufactured in Australia and arrived a little over a month ago, to begin work on the Conservative campaign.

“Yes folks, it is a thing of beauty. A thing of power and influence.”

Look at these specs:

Full coverage from sea to sea to sea and the American border

No dangerous pollutants (if y0u are a rock, stone, piece of sand, or anything not alive).

Not only does it obscure all nefarious “Conservative” actions over the last 9 years, it creates a feeling of euphoria whereby all Conservative Promises are absolutely guaranteed to be implemented.

Guaranteed to cover all noxious smells including and not limited to, bullshit.

We are so, so, so lucky to have this incredible piece of election equipment.

 

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